Stat-Man of Champions!

Results

This week we start in the only logical place, the double league winning and Sport Swansea Team of the Week, Men’s 2’s. They finished off the league in their typical vein of mauling teams.

After what could be described as a wobble of reasonable proportions, Zeyn has succeeded where those before him failed, and taken the twos to De Cymru and the Marches 1 for the first time in recent memory if not ever, I will have to ask Ranga for further back than that. Their two results this week were a 6-1 win against Whitchurch and a 5-0 win against Royal Agricultural University which condemned them to relegation. The goal scorers were Helicon x 5 Brogan x 3 Zeyn, Stringer & Thommo

The only other team to play twice this week was the 3’s who thoroughly dented Ehi’s hopes of a third-place finish in the brick wall award by conceding 12 times. A tough week started against a strong Bridgend side and lost 6-4 with goals coming from Tyler x 2 doubling his tally for the season as well as Cyrus and Bisson with his first of the year.

On Wednesday they played the twos promotion chasing rivals Cardiff Medics who unaware that the twos had already won the league gave their all, Swansea put up a valiant effort and despite defending approximately a million short corners lost 6-3 with goals from Cyrus, Pearson and George.

For the first team it was a damaging week for their survival hopes losing to Plymouth at the lane 5-3 after beating them earlier in the year by the same score line goals came from Famrit, Woody and Elliot Tucker notable mentions go to scoop for a screamer of an own goal under little pressure and Fish for missing a P-flick.

It was however a good week for the 4’s, except maybe Chilli who has been making some silly bets. They won their penultimate Saturday game 5-0 against Llan and Caer with goals from Ollie Lucas, Leo and Pearson. They also learned not to question umpires receiving 2 cards for the heinous dissent of saying 'really'.

Top Goal Scorer

59 people have now registered a goal for the uni this year, if you assume full squads of 15 outfield players in all 4 teams we have 60 people each week so we are 1 away. Will we get a new scorer in the final week?

The Brick Wall Award

A bad week for Conor and Ehi boosting their averages a fair amount, still a tight race for third though.

The Liability Award

Pearson has caught up to Jamie by collecting TWs so religiously you’d think he wanted them. However, Jamie is still top (shock) by virtue of having more yellow cards.

Attack Vs Defence

The gap is down to one after a flurry of hat tricks, it could yet happen.

Umpiring

Apologies to Chloe (the only none Uni umpire to make the list) for only just being included, thanks for being a legend. Dave (Megan James) also deserves a shout out for organising the umpiring every week on top of her own games.